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a omlette spreaded with lipgloss thenc overed in dog poo then topped with lemon juice and salt.then ontop of that put a layer of vasinle and then some marmite.then add another omlette then rap it around the first one.then get raw eggs into a bowl and whisk then spit in the bowl and get your dog to pee in it.next get some brocili and put in in sheep poo for 2 hopurs then blend and put into omlette.now blend the mixture and while its blending pour in a fresh topping of cowpoo then cursh up a weetabix and a oatabix and put it into the mixture then lob some frozen peas and some vinigar and then lots and lots of caffineblend for ten mins.now pour into just and pee into and then put in some of the leftovers from your minestonie soup.try and get someone to be sick and then put it in.and a hint of sage and a cherry and walla!the food of desperation hate and dislike.i think that pretty much covers it